One Jake Paul update hit the timeline today, and a former UFC welterweight title challenger responded like someone had keyed his car. Here’s who said what, biggest to smallest.
Darren Till
Nakisa Bidarian posted a Jake Paul update on X saying, “We are actively negotiating with 4 potential opponents for Jake’s return to boxing in late 2026/ early 2027.” Bidarian added that the opponent would decide the location and the money split. Till quoted it and skipped the pleasantries entirely. He told Paul’s side to stop messing about, grow a set and send the contract, and promised to smash Paul’s head in if they did.
This is the Till I want. He’s from Liverpool and he types like he talks, three ampersands deep with zero punctuation and maximum intent. Whether he’s one of the four names on Bidarian’s list, nobody has said. But publicly demanding the paperwork is about as clear a pitch as you can make, and I respect a guy who campaigns for a fight by threatening to rearrange the other guy’s skull in a single run-on sentence.
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Jake Paul
Paul quoted the same Bidarian post with a message of his own: “So much yipping and yapping and lots of capping. Let’s see who actually signs the contract. Fighters talk talk talk, but don’t actually have the jaw to do it.”
He didn’t tag Till or name anyone, so I’m not going to pretend this was a direct reply. Still, the timing is funny. Till’s whole post boiled down to send the contract, and Paul’s boiled down to let’s see who signs it. Two men demanding the same piece of paper from opposite sides of the room is how you get a fight booked. Or how you get six months of this. With a return window of late 2026 to early 2027, we’ve got plenty of yapping runway left, and “don’t actually have the jaw” is a decent line from a guy whose entire business is people wanting to see him get hit.
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Khamzat Chimaev
Chimaev posted four words and a link on X: “Who is your daddy?” It was the most engaged post of the day by a mile, and he gave zero context in the text itself.
That’s peak Borz posting. No setup, no explanation, just a question that sounds like a threat when he asks it. Somebody out there is the target, and knowing Khamzat, they’ve already been informed.
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Kyoji Horiguchi
Horiguchi announced a new YouTube video on X, writing “YouTubeが出ました。” and inviting fans to watch. According to his description, the video asks him for a fighter’s-eye impression of the much-discussed incident of someone pretending to be out during a fight (“話題になっている試合中の落ちたフリ”).
His post doesn’t say which fight he means, so I won’t guess. But getting one of the best flyweights of his generation to break down a fake-out in real time is the content I’d actually click on. That beats another sponsored energy drink unboxing.
Sean Strickland
Strickland told X he’s been binging Trent Palmer videos on YouTube and now needs to land an experimental airplane on an island in a river of lava. Then he gave his own safety briefing: “Idk if I hit my concussion limit to fly but were doing it..” He closed by asking his followers, “We’re you guys trust me to fly you?!”
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I’ll answer for everyone. No, Sean. A former middleweight champion openly wondering about his concussion limit before takeoff is the funniest sentence of the day, and I’m keeping my feet on the ground.
Renato Moicano
A fan asked Moicano whether there’d be a 333 live stream, or whether o calvo (the bald guy) was still mad about his diet. Moicano answered, “Tomei um strike da band canal tá pindurado kkkkkkk.” In other words, his channel took a strike and is hanging in limbo, and he’s laughing about it with a long string of k’s.
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Only Moicano could get a stream knocked offline and treat it like a punchline. Seven k’s tells you everything about his stress level.
Gaston Reyno
Reyno, tagging his sponsor Stake, gave his pick on X: “Yo creo que Merab Dvalishvili se queda con la Trilogía.” He likes Merab to take the trilogy, and he threw in a flexed arm and a robot emoji for good measure.
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The robot is the correct emoji. Merab’s cardio has never seemed fully human.
